上帝留話，一天一則地，打了10天的廣告：

1.What do I have to do to get your attention? Take out an ad in the paper?--God
怎樣才可以讓你留意我？是不是要在報紙中抽起一個廣告？上帝 留

2.If I gave you everything you asked for, where would you put it?--God
要是你祈求的我全數給你？你要用哪些地方來擺他們？上帝 留

3.If you think the Mona Lisa is stunning, you should look at my masterpiece. In the mirror.--God
如果你認為蒙娜莉莎的微笑精彩絕倫，你應該看看我的大作，就是鏡中的你！上帝 留

4.Don't forget your umbrella, I might water the plants today.--God
別忘了帶雨傘，今天我也許要灌溉植物！上帝 留

5.If you miss the sunrise I made for you today, never mind. I'll make you another one tomorrow.--God
假如你錯過了我今天為你預備的日出，不要緊！我明天再為你預備一個！上帝 留

6.I hate rules. That's why I only made ten of them.--God
我討厭戒條！所以我只定十條而已！上帝 留

7.It's not the end of the world. Not until I say so, anyway.--God
世界末日還沒到，除非是由我親口說出來的那個日子！上帝 留

8.Of course I have a sense of humor. I gave you the platypus, didn't I?--God
我當然有幽默感！我不是為你們創造了鴨嘴獸？上帝 留

9.How can you possibly be a self-made man? I specifically recall creating you.--God
你怎會不是由我創造的？我特別記得清楚怎樣創造你！上帝 留

10.Nietzche is dead.--God
尼采已死！上帝 留